Picture, in your mind, a mundane interaction between any two regular, essentially happy Italian people. One…
The weird thing about soft-boiled eggs is the widespread misconception that they're so much trickier to make than…
The first thing to know about cooking for Valentine's Day is that the list of occasion-appropriate food preparations…
Broccoli is good. No, it is! Good for you, sure, yes, high in fiber and vitamin C and some things called carotenoid…
So the Super™ Bowl® is here, and that means some sucker—maybe even you!—will be hosting a Super™ Bowl® party which…
Holy cow bells, what a contest! Voting was neck and neck virtually throughout the entire Finals of our Ultimate…
It comes down to this, a battle of the triangular, compressed corn chip: The final matchup in our Ultimate Super…
You God-damned animals voted Ridged Chips out? In favor of Kettle Chips??? What kind of perversion is this? Fine,…
Seems like bay scallops get kind of a raw deal, doesn't it? At my local purveyor of seafoods, the big honkin'…
Big Peanut took a page out of Big Avocado's playbook, attempting to throw my bracket by ginning up Twitter support.…
Cheese & Crackers very nearly pulled off a huge upset. The 8-seed, matched up against football snack staple Nacho…
The Super Bowl is a grand time for food. All those New Year's Resolutions about eating right, getting fit, and…
This column originally ran on February 16, 2013. However, I've been laid up with strep throat for the past few…
Here's a fun map, put together by the Huffington Post using data from Yelp, that shows each state's biggest cuisine…
I love Sundays, but not the way I used to. Time was, it was a day for sleeping in, going to brunch, watching…
Breaking: Entitled white dude slings around bogus journalism-ethics complaints in reactionary response to insecurity…
There's the versatility of, say, a boneless, skinless chicken breast—it tastes bland and uninteresting pretty much…
This column was originally published on January 26th, 2013.
In the abstract, the notion that some people don't want to drink eggnog makes sense: diabetics, say, or the…
"Thug rice," man. "Thug rice." They literally dyed some rice black and called it "thug rice."