Pâté is a fun word to say through your nose. Paaaaah-TAY. You should practice this often, as it will accompany the…
Cold fusion. Mars colonization. A cure for cancer. Peace on earth. Cute li’l goals, I guess, if you’re looking for a…
The Woe of Cooking is an ongoing fiasco where the guy who does the Beer Idiot unearths the weirdest, grossest…
There are many good reasons for grilling whole fish. The skin and bones keep the flesh moist and flavorful; the skin…
I like to eat. Most of you do, too, I’m fairly sure, because I’ve seen you all doing it out at restaurants and in…
“Bone broth,” the latest and stupidest of food trends, gets a hard time, here and elsewhere. But really, that’s only…
“Bone broth” is soup. It is soup and not some other, different thing. It is not new or fancy. It is not even a new ki…
Hollandaise sauce is the lifeblood of the brunch-industrial complex. You want brunch—which is to say, you want eggs…
Longtime readers may recall that your friend and mine Drew Magary applied to be an amateur contestant on Chopped,…
Pickles and ice cream are for amateurs, man. Peanut butter and American cheese sandwiches, hold the bread—that's how…
Food trends are an easy thing to hate. They immediately conjure up thoughts of "foodie" culture, $6 cupcakes, and…
You may have heard recently about Indiana's new "religious freedom" law that allows businesspeople to refuse service…
Roasting a chicken is the last threshold to full coming of age. Before you have done it, you are a fledgling. After,…
Pity the poor East Coast rat racer. Look at him, pouring out of the subway with his sooty, bedraggled kin,…
You know how there's always a little bit of ketchup that you never quite get out of the bottle? It coats the…
I love St. Patrick's Day. I know it's terribly unfashionable to admit so, but I love it all: I love the wearing of…
This article originally appeared on October 12, 2013. I'm republishing it today because I went on an insane…
Listen. I say the following with a pristine record of support for unhealthful dairy-based coating glops—both as a…
I live in Boston, which is to say that over the course of the past month or so I, along with millions of disgruntled…