Kim Kardashian is on a sightseeing tour of Armenia, her ancestral homeland, a delightful fact that I know because…
Last month, Forbes ran a preposterous article titled “The 13 Best Craft Beers in America.” There are a million…
I go on runs with cocktails. I'm like a child who gets a new toy, obsesses over the toy for a full week, and then…
Most of my workdays are spent alone at home, poring over a hot computer as I wait for the muse to alight and the…
Saturday morning, my wife and I woke up without any particular plan, unless you count the plan to go the art museum,…
Were your parents the sort of filthy liars who encouraged you to believe you could accomplish anything you wanted…
I had a hectic morning, because folding laundry counts as hectic if you have a certain kind of lifestyle, and…
Yesterday, the Brewers Association, the Craft Beer Movement's™ leading definer of words and bestower of medals,…
I ran into an old friend Sunday afternoon, and he asked what I had planned for this Wednesday. I had no ready…
The Adequate Man is almost assuredly a boozer. Most abstainers do so because their sobriety is mandated by either…
Last weekend I skipped the Beer Advocate Extreme Beer Festival, even though it was five miles from my home and…
I'm lukewarm on most traditional holidays, the ones that require shopping and showering and dancing around…
Yesterday afternoon some kindly internet stranger asked me what local beers I recommend he stock up on during his…
First off, let me introduce myself: My name is Mike, and I have been given the dubious honor of being named…
Beer is very useful. In just the past few days I have relied on beer to help me relate to my fellow man, to make…
You know how the adage that you should always "just be yourself" is nothing but soft-headed, recklessly empowering…
If you live in the Northeastern United States, you need to move, because tomorrow's the first day of spring, and…
Have you guys filled out all your brackets? I'm a bit behind this year. I've taken care of "Vegan Pizza Toppings,"…
Last Friday afternoon, I had the nerve to step away from my desk for as long as it takes to microwave a Hot Pocket…
Remember Palcohol, the booze powder that had all our blogs in a bunch last spring before it faded away into some…