Forget Guinness: Here's A Real Irish Beer For Saint Patrick's DaySt. Patrick's Day really snuck up on us this year, huh? By "us," I really mean "me," but I bet you're not as far…
This Is Probably The Worst Beer In The World From 1973 until 2011, Carlsberg Lager marketed itself as "Probably the best beer in the world." That bald-assed…
Alpine Beer Is Run By Greedy Sell-Outs, Thank GodLast night I played a justifiably obscure game called "sober darts in the basement of an American Legion post." I do…
A Huge New Double IPA For Joyful PervertsSaturday evening, I went to a 10-year-old buddy's ice-hockey game. It turns out they don't serve beer at youth…
This Beer's Quality Depends On The Freshness Of The Corpse Friends, pay no mind to your calendars, with their equinoxes and solstices and pictures of dogs dressed for…
Stouts Are The Best Beers I love stouts. It could be 120 degrees in the dead of summer, and I'll still opt for one every time. Ice-cold…
Five Boozy Hot-Drink Recipes To Enjoy During This Neverending Winter It's snowing again. That's true of the place where I live, and probably of the place where you live, because…
The Best Beer Is From Oklahoma (Naturally) On Friday night, I had the distinctly fat and drunk pleasure of attending Drink Craft Beer's Boston Cheese and…
A Modestly Spectacular Maine Beer Worth Standing In Line ForLately, most beer manufacturers across both the size and quality spectrums have been inching toward the Cheesecake…
Dutch Beer Sucks. Blame The Weed. There is some debate within the Craft Beer Movement™ about every goddamn thing, so it makes sense that the list of…
This Is The Best Seasonal Beer If there's one thing the self-appointed guardians of the Craft Beer Movement™ like to complain about, it's…
2/20/15Founders Rescues A Fine Mutt Of A Beer Did any of you see the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show earlier in the week? I missed it, because I'm more into…
New Tricks From An Old Virginia BrewerBy now, everyone has figured out that February is the longest month of the year. The Man had a nice little run of…
Is This Really The World's Best Beer?The Beer Internet likes to be angry. The same could be true of many other special-interest groups, but I suspect the…
The Cheap Double IPA The World NeedsBecause the medium-sized city in which I live never passes up an opportunity to be a self-parody of…
Orval Is The Funky, Monk-Brewed Belgian Beer You Need In Your Life You may be aware that the Super Bowl was this past Sunday. You may be further aware that it was a crazy, awesome…
Genesee Cream Ale Is A B-Minus Beer That Comes In An A-Plus Can Last night my wife and I celebrated the end of another day of Boston's utter surrender in the face of back-to-back…
At Least Cleveland Still Has Great BeerThe mayor of Boston went on CNN this morning to talk about a snowstorm that hadn't begun yet. That is insane. I…
All Hail St. Bernardus Abt 12, A Trophy Beer For The Sane, Common ManI bet a lot of you handsome devils have had the pleasure of drinking Heady Topper. I don't want to give away the…