• It's the smirk, stupid: The guy is being driven around Brazil by his supermodel wife and he's eating an ice cream…
• The ACC final was pretty dull: Duke's greatest champion catches some z's at the airport. Hey, that counts as a…
• Down in front?: Seats at the New Yankee Stadium will cost you an arm and a leg—which is perfect because you won't…
• [Expletive Deleted]: Speaking of one shining moment, will one of these coaches have one shining profanity-laced…
• Panic at Needle Park: Roger Clemens injected himself inside Yankee Stadium?! That's disgusting! Why couldn't he…
• It comes in smooth and chunky: Jerome Bettis now has his own premium tequila. It's the perfect shot for drunk…
• Pinch me: You're not dreaming. It's T.O.'s new Buffalo locker. Or a future exhibit at the Clubhouse Cancer wing of…
• Do I need a slide rule for this?: I was just thinking that the real problem with the NFL's QB rating is not enough…
• Did he use a golden glove?: The Chicago Cubs are not letting go of their favorite celebration move—the ol' "grab…
• Pop that sweatshirt: Sir, would you kindly return to your seat? I don't believe the Ohio Valley Champions need any…
• Green polish matches his eyes: Big Baby likes to keep his nails soft and silky. Hey, it's either that or he…
• Doin that stuff that you do: That's Dean Ween of the rock band Ween, hanging out with the New Orleans Hornets.…
• It's science: A totally reliable scientific survey reveals that European soccer fans prefer to see their lady wear…
• Rendition this: Meet the man who had the guts to heckle the president. He'll be out of Leavenworth in 12-14…
• Two words. Fitted Hats: When playing golf in the desert for an entire week, try to protect your whole head from…
• What's under that hat?: You know what's amazing about this? Larry Johnson actually looked at himself in a mirror…
• Married to the mob?: Is Rick Pitino coaching Louisville or working undercover for the Miami PD? [Total Pro Sports]
• Don't have to go home, but you can't stay here: Bears fans are literally counting down the seconds to Rex…
• Livin large: Another young man has his dreams fulfilled by getting to hang out with a 7'7" human oddity. [Gunaxin]
• Touché: Sheriff Leon Lott puts on a blonde wig to make fun of people who made fun of him. Boy do I feel ... silly?…