• You want to pull the pin for me? Pro golfers try their hand on this par-3 hole that's 460-yards ... straight down.…

He Sold Me: How would you like to own an XFL championship ring? Forget it. Your money is not extreme enough. [Total…

• What about "hot dogs"?: Wow, the food at Citi Field looks pretty good. Unfortunately, I left my million dollar…

• Foolish: Andrew Bynum also did very well in the playmate hula hoop competition. Man, why don't I ever get to go to…

• Wait, he was supposed to do that? The former wideout is somehow a jiu-jitsu master? What's the name of the…

• Jose Lima would never hurt you like that: The Long Beach Armada has won a $250,000 lawsuit against Jose Canseco.…

• ON THE CLOCK!: Photographic evidence of Todd McShay's mind control over his mock draft rival. [The Sports Hernia…

• Bing bong: Anna K rang the bell at the New York Stock Exchange yesterday. So that's where all my money went. [Bob's…

Fore: Golfer Anna Rawson is the newest Go Daddy Girl. I believe the key word is "tasteful." [Oob Golf]

• Perfect for mobile recruiting violations: Presenting the Vol Camino. It's for sale too! Runs great, but not on…

• Hey, I didn't make the shirt: I think she got her point across, don't you? [Intentional Foul]

• Don't you feel safe?: Fear not, citizens of Dubai. None of your ice sport endeavors will escape the reassuring…

More like the devil's accountant: Scott Boras is not the devil. But I bet he could get old Beelzebub a six-year deal…

• And many more: A birthday tribute to human highlight reel Shawn Bradley. Yes, the reel is of other players'…

• He's extra special: A grocery clerk who competes in the Special Olympics has challenged the president to a bowling…

• Twhat?: I don't know why we were looking to the news media for updates on Jim Calhoun's health, when we could have…

• Can't miss prospect: Madame Tussaud's unveils a wax figure of Yao Ming. It's projected to go early first round to…

• Do you think he uses "8-Minute Abs"?: Wow, that is some serious cleavage. I guess the girl has nice boobs too. [Spo…

Seattle Sounders FC had planned to release doves over Qwest Field as part of their opening night MLS festivities on…

• Recession proof?: Did Reggie Bush and his girlfriend toss cash around in a club—and brag to tabloids about it—then…