Terry Francona once quipped about Kevin Youkilis's Greek God of Walks moniker: "I've seen him in the shower: he's…

The Smoking Gun has the full details, but here's the gist:

SNY went justifiably nuts after Johan Santana pitched the Mets' first no-hitter, and the team's flagship network…

"The only reason we showed it to the press was so they would know we were serious," attorney Burt Boltuch told me.…

We already knew LSU cornerback Tyrann Mathieu was a pro. Forget his onfield play; dude already had an awesome…

There are reportedly nude photos of snowboarder-skateboarder-shredder-bro Shaun White out in the universe, America.…

Cooley's dong has long been a friend of Deadspin, and we're glad that the Redskins TE finally embraced his inner…

Here's what he told the LA Times: ""You know what man, it was kind of crazy," Artest said. "People are trying to…

The Story: I got a blessing from my Lakers-fan boyfriend and texted Ron. I had to. And yes, I sort of knew where…

Greetings, dong-centric readers of Deadspin. Earlier today, we published two stories pertaining to NBA player Ron…

Your p.m. roundup for July 25, the day we took the kids to summer camp in a private jet. H/T to Jared for the…

At first, I thought Ron Artest, the man you may now know as Metta World Peace, and I could become friends. Blame my…

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At left, a screengrab of Roger Federer from today's French Open semifinal. At right, a wire photo from Federer's…

Somebody wake Dan Jenkins from his afternoon nap and fetch his slippers because there's a wayward PGA penis on the…

That mess about the Aussie footballers, the pregnant teen and the released nudie photos? The media has dubbed it "Dic…

Australian football is in the middle of a sex scandal that blows away anything we've got. Months after a 17-year-old…

Pete Rose went on sports talk radio this morning to chat about showering with Joe D. He says it was quite an…

Someone posted a series of dong shots to Butler's Twitter feed (VERY NSFW). He's currently panicking as he…

Taiwan's burgeoning animation scene has given us plenty of gems this year by covering sports scandals in a…