PORTLAND, ME—Reassuring herself that the lump she felt forming between her fleshy mantle and hard outer shell was…
A Seattle-based squirrel has developed a taste for cheesy snacks, a story that opens up a very particular mélange of…
Giant pandas are the cutest animals on this godforsaken dying planet, particularly when they are babies, and their…
NORFOLK, VA—In an unexpected change of course that sent shockwaves across the animal-rights-activist community, a…
Where there are people, there are rats. Or, more accurately: Where there are well-off white people, there are…
SPRINGDALE, AR—Announcing that the winner would receive a year’s supply of their frozen poultry products killed in…
This dairy farmer knew that the cow needed to crap. You can see his hesitation as he stopped working and stood back…
NEWARK, NJ—Pledging to foster a workplace environment more representative of the animal kingdom at large, local…
STANFORD, CA—Saying that certain undergrads clearly hadn’t been accepted on their own merits, students at Stanford…
SAN DIEGO—Calling the achievement a major breakthrough in the field of animal behavior, zoologists at the San Diego…
Two years in the life and death of a racehorse:
WASHINGTON—Insisting that his administration was nothing less than “a well-oiled machine,” President Donald Trump…
CHICAGO—Expressing their elation at the rare specimen’s successful mating, Field Museum officials announced the…
Denver Broncos linebacker Von Miller won’t face any charges for catching and posing with a bloody hammerhead shark…
