WASHINGTON—In their latest effort to educate and prepare the public for crossing the path of the ubiquitous rodents,…
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Truly nothing—nothing—warms the cockles of my cold and hideous heart like these seals who have been trained to…
It wasn’t that long ago when Harambe, a gorilla, was shot and killed after a three-year-old boy fell into his…
ARCADIA, CA—Following numerous complaints from lawmakers and animal rights groups, Santa Anita Park horse track…
WASHINGTON—Claiming that the find will aid humanity in unraveling the origins of both our solar system and the…
CAMBRIDGE, MA—Announcing that extensive testing on lower-order rodents has proven the behavioral puzzle fit for…
Although this video’s a nice callback to the first entry for Sports Highlight of the Day, it also blazes its own…
Bees are dying globally at an alarming rate. And the San Diego Padres are doing their part to kill them.
Every so often, a news item comes across The Takeout’s desk that sends our staff into a casually apoplectic rage. Be…
SAN DIEGO, CA—After waiting in mounting anticipation for nearly an hour only to be duped by an identical marine…
Ah, the pure pleasure of a story that requires you to fill in the blanks on your own. This one’s not so much a story…