• Doin that stuff that you do: That's Dean Ween of the rock band Ween, hanging out with the New Orleans Hornets.…
• Rendition this: Meet the man who had the guts to heckle the president. He'll be out of Leavenworth in 12-14…
• What's under that hat?: You know what's amazing about this? Larry Johnson actually looked at himself in a mirror…
• Don't have to go home, but you can't stay here: Bears fans are literally counting down the seconds to Rex…
• Touché: Sheriff Leon Lott puts on a blonde wig to make fun of people who made fun of him. Boy do I feel ... silly?…
• Yes, this is gratuitous: Tottenham Hotspur's Jermain Defoe is "rehabbing" his broken toe in the most healthy…
• The high hard one: Excessive crotch grabbing is not just a stereotype that you see in the movies. Yes, I'm talking…
Andre Smith wasn't feeling up to working out at the NFL Combine, so he packed up and left. That can't be good for…
• What a Twerp: In case you still had any lingering doubts, THE_REAL_SHAQ is the real Shaq. No, that doesn't make…
• I hope they have good special effects: How will Ashton Kutcher learn to imitate an NFL quarterback for his new…
• That's all, folks: The last piece of Shea Stadium came tumbling down today. Congratulations on a job ... done. [Met…
• Nobody invited you: American Hero Mike Francesa says he would have "torn the tent down" if they hadn't let him ask…
• Mrs. Sparkle?: What happened to Danica Patrick's, um... back art in the SI Swimsuit Issue? She should have gone…
• Nets' dancer claims she's a far-flung descendant of Abraham Lincoln: Between that and her camera-friendly…
• It's time: As we speak, pitchers and catchers are reporting to spring training. Ahhhhhh. [Why Is My Head Growing]
• If Pittsburgh had an ocean: Pro Bowl surfers might be the only people bummed about the game no longer being played…
• Speaking of premature celebrations: Usain Bolt hits the dancefloor (in German.) But only for nine and a half…
• Mayor Doggy-Doggenstahl?: Snoop joins the Steeler Nation for one night. No, it wasn't awkward at all, why do you…
• It's come to this?: The most valuable baseball card of the moment is of a dog that doesn't even exist yet. So my…

Even when he sings Karaoke: This was captured at a Best Western in Mesa, Arizona during Cubs Fantasy Camp last…