aCkShuAlLy he’s a heebeejeebeephile, thank you very much!! I mean, ephebophile.

Fuck Glenn Greenwald, he is an asshole and I’ll take any chance to say it. And fuck James Carville.

Dear HR,

YES. Yang has the confidence of a mediocre white man. You have hit the nail on the head.

Internalized misogyny is a helluva drug.

I think about enmeshment as something rooted in pride. Grew up religious, so the sin of pride and the virtue of humility are concepts I get. Enmeshment is essentially you saying that YOU of alllll the people in the world are somehow uniquely capable of “fixing” someone else with your own emotional skills somehow. It…

Yeah, no. You CAN ABSOLUTELY get rid of them. Even if they made you who you are. Abusers and terrible people made me the way I am in some ways. One side of my hypervigilance means I’m a very attuned to the feelings of others. This allows me to make a very quick emotional assessments and develop a rapport with people…

YES. This lady talks about how she is “over James” but I bet she would LOVE to have him walk back into her life and ask for a relationship again. She would LOVE to be in a position to hear him want her, and then hurt him by saying “no”. If she were truly emotionally past the relationship she wouldn’t ever truly “think…

I like to eat my tuna salad with tortilla chips.  No sandwiches here.  That is WAY too much work. 

DJ Khaled gets props for “body positivity” when straight cis white men get props for their “business success”.

So how was a screening mammogram at age 40 supposed to get that 30yo with much less common high-grade triple negative breast cancer in the first place? As far as paps, there isn’t anything in the ASCCP guidelines about monogamy or non-monogamy? The ASCCP guideline changes came about because we have a better…

I’m SICK TO FUCKING DEATH OF JEZEBEL HEALTH/SCIENCE ARTICLES. Cherry-picking, click-baiting, nuance-ignoring piles of flaming garbage. Reading this article is like listening to your aunt’s cousin’s roommate’s facebook post with bad grammar and taking it ALLL at face value.

My thoughts exactly!! Now can we cancel all the Pauls? Logan, Jake, Rand, hell even Paul Ryan? That would be awesoooommmeee!!!

FUCKING. A. DUDE.

Yeah, NO.

Welp, I didn’t think I could dislike John Mayer more, but that David Duke anecdote just proved me wrong.

Creeps like him are what the movie “Teeth” was made for...

Yeah.  I was just on here lamenting the clone-like contouring trends on the younguns’ faces these days, but this lady NEEDS some contour.  And a sense of human decency.  I’m not sure you can get that with anything in the Anastasia Beverly Hills line, though.

I’m pretty partial to Harriet Tubman hiding behind the podium from all the white people in the room.  The entire THING was joyous.

Yeah. I didn’t see Untucked, but I’d like to see Utica ONCE just do something serious/sultry/sexy without any sort of gangly wackiness thrown in. I’m certain she can do it.