Symone was robbed!! It was awesome. The bullet holes were one of those runway moments that makes you do more than just gasp in awe of the Drag Realness. It was Real Realness.  She was robbed...

Best Date Ever....drawing a blank right now.

I’m. so. tired. of. the. EXACT. SAME. FACE. on. aaaaaalll. “influencers”.

“Supposedly I can talk to them but I choose not to.” = “I’m on a final warning and if I fuck it up again then I’m toast.”

False. DJT Jr cannot read.

I want to congratulate you for raising your child right. Would that we all developed a close and nurturing relationship with the Gods Of Cheese at such a tender age!!  I’d still eat the fuck outta a wheel of parmesan.

Microwave a few pieces of cheddar until bubbly, eat with fork.

WINNER.

lol. Why do you think he insisted on seeing it poured in front of him? He may be dumb, but he isn’t stupid. Well, no. He’s both. He’s just paranoid. Probably from drinking all those loogies.

Foreign country. “Taxi”= ancient mercedes sedan. Bucket seats in front, bench in back. Driver, two passengers sharing front bucket seat. Four passengers crammed in the back bench, all luggage in trunk. They removed the armrests and window cranks inside the passenger doors for more room.

Cats!  What CAN’T they do?  sigh... <3

Whitney Houston. I don’t even know why because she wasn’t a real significant artist in my life, just another awesome singer I liked. I remember standing in a checkout line seeing a magazine with the story and just feeling SO sad. She was so talented. Fuck drugs.

Fuck Glen Greenwald.

Uh... she’s married to one of the founders of Reddit.  Of COURSE she games.  Anyone that OG Redditors would deign to have a relationship with must be “enough” of a “gamer girl” to pass their bullshit tests.

WHO THE FUCK ISN’T AWARE OF BREAST CANCER THESE DAYS?!?!

That kid is fucking awesome. Blood-borne pathogens aside.

I honestly don’t believe it wasn’t a grand manipulation right from the start. Perhaps it was a bit of grassroots in the beginning, but you know billion dollar hedge funds have Reddit bot accounts. Nobody can truly believe Reddit is that filled with “real people” sticking it to the man. Reddit is free. The users are…

Penises are fucking HILARIOUS. They’re just like floppy bunny ears! Best penis puppetry was an amateur porn that was something of a stop-motion thing with just waist level views of various phalli with bunny ears, frog eyes, etc and they were acting out a small story. A sexy small story. At the very end, though, both…

Good managers are gold. I have a good manager and we would all be fucked without her. There are too many moving parts to all the things we do that there has to be someone who can basically say, “This is how it is, do it.” There also needs to be someone who has the time and “authority” to field customer…

There was a new guy at work, he was a bit... creepy. Something that is I think particularly concerning in the medical field where your “customers” are extremely vulnerable. He was an anesthesiologist on the labor floor, so creepy was just .... kinda bizarre, honestly. Like... who are you trying to hit on here?…