I believe the Prince is also potty trained. No longer pees on beds.

“Artist’s rendering of White House transition of power. Image via Kensington Palace/The British Monarchy.”

UK Parliament:

You’ll be back, soon you’ll see
You’ll remember you belong to me
You’ll be back, time will tell
You’ll remember that I served you well
Oceans rise, empires fall
We have seen each other through it all
And when push comes to shove
I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love!

That song is amazing, and I’ll be humming that for a while...

We’re ready. (NSFW audio)

If Trump thinks he has it bad over here, it is going to be 10x worse over there. The public is allowed to get ridiculously close in England, the first thing he will see out the window of AF1 will be protests and every second on the ground will be people yelling at him. He will be forced to see the hatred for him.

Her Majesty should also refuse to receive him.

The story is actually on my clipboard as some dumbass that never worked in a restaurant in his life had something to say on facebook.  http://www.eater.com/2015/10/29/9638304/anthony-bourdain-donald-trump-immigration 

I remember Anthony Bourdain being very vocal about how immigrants are the backbone of the service industry in America and restaurants would fail colossally if they didn’t have access to immigrant labour.

Why in the world are they putting out laws that have already been judged as unconstitutional?

I actually think the fallout from the election of Trump will be a long-term benefit for our country. People have been reminded how active participation is required to buoy a democracy.

It was, without a doubt, impressive. But I kept thinking of P!nk at the Grammys - when was that??? - (skip ahead to about 2:30 for when the amazing stuff starts)

But what color is his dress?

Who thought Park Rangers, Coke and Bud would be the face of the Revolution?

Cue right-wing outrage in 3...2...1...

Which is why we need him to think that we all think that he is Bannon’s bitch.

I trust a post-Taco Bell fart more than I trust Trump.

I still think he wants to fuck Rosie and that drives him fucking insane.