I once made the mistake of ordering a wedge salad for my mom. When it came to the table she laughed at it. Straight up laughed and said that they forgot to chop the salad.

“A reeeal flight attendant - my oh my. You ain’t nothing but a waitress is the sky.”

They’re worse than clowns. Clowns I can handle.

Not a goddamned thing.

The woman from AZ was caught using a false social so that she could work. She didn’t murder anyone.

This.

I live in a city made famous by an 80's rap group. It’s considered dangerous and I’ve never been scared to walk my dogs or walk to the corner store at night. To be honest we rarely even lock our doors.

And they say women are full of drama. Ha!

*whispers*

I remember too! I think the article I read said it was like a big joke and how pissed Ryan was after the fact.

Yeah, like a licensed fiduciary. I mean you would think this would have been already taken care of.

We are mentally f*cking people up!

Bummer. Thanks for the info!

Oh my god I almost forgot about that. Scum.

My heart says Gavin Newsom (and my body) should run but my brain says Warren. I think people will welcome her after the Cheeto.

Same.

Univision has been covering this. People are genuinely scared that the POTUS might send the Army door to door.

Keep your head up (what)

Wow I see it going down differently.

Actually, he’s been a naturalized citizen since 2000.