If she doesn't want to be groped why does she have those big tits?

As long as it’s not based on anything from Crystal Skull I’m fine with it.

Why thank you for the compliment. I always feel my stories are about as interesting as Luke warm oatmeal, so this cheers me up

“Everything is about a bargain, a deal, a dare, or a resolution but with caveats abound and always there will be one to silently(and in hindsight hilariously) break those deals.”

Thanks! I’m really glad I could bring you back there. Having a brother is a special kind of bond.

He was/is a Guitar Hero fan and I love Metallica. I bought the GH Metallica game and played it to death. Then I lent it to my friend. I let him borrow the disc so long ago, I thought Lars Ulrich might catch wind and sue me. He actually called it his in front of me. I disagreed and after a back & forth, I told him I’d…

Took off work a half hour early to drive to a Gamestop I don’t usually go to without telling my wife so that I could get home at my usual time. I was nervous.

Hell, it showed us that George Clooney could act. Love that movie.

Okay, this is probably the worst. When we were teenagers, my brother and I played Phantasy Star IV . It was his game, but he allowed me to play it under the condition that I’d never play past where he was at.

This asshat Jay (ex-friend/bandmate) stole my NES Ducktales cart. He borrowed it, and then when I asked him to finally return it like 6 months later, he said “What are you talking about? That’s mine, I’ve always had it.”

I bought bastion for pretty much all my friends who had steam because people should play that game. Luckily the summer sale was goin on

You can’t leave it there! Did you shake his hand?

that unicorn must feel like this.

“Anybody who plays to have fun should QUIT! There is only ONE strategy in any game! ONE! If you deviate, you should sto pplaying forever! In fact, everybody should quit except me, because I am the ONLY PERSON WHO MATTERS! RAWWWRGH!”
-Retranslated posr.

More importantly... we finally got The Black Emporium. I can finally tweak my main characters appearance!

http://www.dragonage.com/en_US/news/bla…

Let’s see... I would probably have just enough courage to take on the senile old lady in the chapel who thinks you’re her son.

Forbidden Woods snake men. Jesus. Kept getting destroyed by them close range so I ground it out a bit. Learned to long-range them. Started grinding them a bit. Then had one do it’s charge/grab. One-shot kill as they run up to you, wrap you up, and bite you repeatedly until you are dead and you can’t do a thing. Only…

Those fucking worms!!!!

It is a leak. BioWare as a whole wanted fans to happen upon this some day. A former dev sent this to me, no longer affiliated with the company.