"Spider tongue, spider tongue... Makes up for not being well hung..."

Am I the only one who thinks closeups of spiders are kinda cute? Like fuzzy adorbs alien monsters?

Like that old joke from the beginning of Annie Hall:

This is a horrible situation. If The Order goes on to bomb partially because of this, the point that we've all made is that a) single player content is a big no-no, since it'll get spoiled immediately by LPers and people will have no incentive to buy and b) that padding is necessary because people will wreck you if…

If you're paying $60, I think length is a valid discussion. Portal was short, and positively wonderful, but it was also priced appropriately for it's length.

I am not a Western person, I am an Asian, brought up in Asia, who couldn't even get his head around past and present tense at age 16.

Then, of course, there were loads of commenters who didn't think this was a big deal. You might agree. You might not. "Isn't this freedom of speech?" asked one.

Similar story. Different man. Recent break up and the only reason he didn't trash the apt is I broke up with him in public and literally ran to my car, leaving him stranded in another city at least 30 mins away from our apt. Police were called and as my name alone was on the lease, he had to go. I had enough time to…

He said that "being rear-ended is grounds for maximum apeshit fury."

Excellent rebuttal.

I'm unable to play God of War for similar reasons

this is part of why i call myself an egalitarian instead of a feminist. I know that men can be feminists, but there's something about feminism and men... it's better to be called a feminist by others than to announce it yourself? live your truth thru your actions and let others worry about what label to use?

The guy that walks in yelling about his reading list and his personal practices is the guy that I do not trust, even a little, because to do so is to miss the point entirely.

Sounds science-y, but if your testicles are touching your calves, I think you have bigger problems than bat wings. :)

This is hilarious. For the record, we have the originals immortalized on our living room wall.

finally i can try this game! Kotaku readers unite anyone?!

When you're in the mid-to-late 30s, 19 years-old is a kid. Hell, 20 years-old is a kid.

Not giving a fuck, visualized

I said, 'It's nothing. It's life.'

ikr people are like YOU ARE A FUCKING GENIUS HERO and he is like w/e let me wave this away with true french whateverness