good thing its not a kids game then.

I love the very last line in the game. Not even spoken by Max, but by the anchor on TV.

Now that you summed up what Max Payne is about maybe I don't want a sequel. Technically it might be impressive but I felt all the time in the prologue of MP3 that they are trying to tie the 3rd game to the previous ones desperately by mentioning stuff that happened and bringing in some music. Like they are making you…

Max Payne 3 is the best Max Payne, particularly when you look back at the writing in the previous Max Payne games as a grown-ass adult. Also, that HEALTH song fucking rules.

Let's see mom is dead, Dad is 1200 miles away, got the day off work, how about F U

All of my family is dead and my wife is working a 16 today. Hell, I'm coming up on the anniversary of my grandmother's death here soon, too.

Though I don't have an Xbox One or PS4, I'd imagine it would only further my depression if I just wanted to get on Netflix or something but couldn't because some asshats are…

Some of us don't have family to be with on Xmas. Might as well spend it playing.

I'm having a perfectly fine time with my family, but I was hoping to get my new One at least set up and working properly before leaving to go out of town over the next four days. Just because you don't give a shit doesn't mean others don't.

or you don't need some arbitrary made up reason to see your family. I'm don't need Christmas to spend time with family and i certainly don't need people telling me when i should see them or play my games.

He is a dick and he can join Thurston Moore in the special space for alternative dicks who think that just by being alternative, their midlife crisis is not a freaking cliche.

It's cool, I'd be lying if I said it wasn't fun to correct folks.

That's what the internet is for after all. :)

It's cool, I'd be lying if I said it wasn't fun to correct folks.

That's what the internet is for after all. :)

It wasn't my intention I assure you but yes, I could've worded it better, and Kinja's formatting screwed me with the hashtag placement.

It wasn't my intention I assure you but yes, I could've worded it better, and Kinja's formatting screwed me with the…

Self-deprecation is the best type of humor.

Please re-read the post, this was more directed towards me, and most definitely not a dig at anyone else.

Self-deprecation is the best type of humor.

Please re-read the post, this was more directed towards me, and most…

I do most of my gaming on PC these days and I will never understand people who have a deep desire to denigrate those who decided to play games on a different box. Do you act like a parading jackass whenever you go over to somebody else's house and they own a different brand of fridge than you?

I do most of my gaming on PC these days and I will never understand people who have a deep desire to denigrate those…

At the end of the movie, they join forces to take on this guy.

The game is on another level in terms of gameplay and the execution of combat scenarios with other players (i.e. co-op).

Most sensible shit I've read all day. Now do the one about short skirts and rape, because I'm tired of these liberal feminists screeching about "no means no" shit.

I don't know about 75th anniversary celebrations, but the Castro Theatre is doing a double feature on Dec 28th of Gone with the Wind and Django Unchained.

What was it five years and 250 mil just for production? They bought everything but a writer. I've not heard a SINGLE positive thing about the narrative or the lore of Destiny. You can say what you want about shooters or multiplayer but at the end of the day people need a story, a history they can adopt and a future…

You know, that's the first time I've seen Bioware do a sex situation that wasnt all awkward polygons mashing on each other and some cheesy music playing at the same time.