Keep it tight, Doc.
Tomorrow is always there unless you stop it from coming.
And cliche as it might sound it's a simple truth.
You don't know what happens tomorrow.
It could change everything.

Seriously.
You need to turn off your computer and extricate yourself from this dialogue.
You might think you are helping and I can appreciate that but you are not.
At all.
In fact you are actually making thing unfathomably worse.
Whether the wounds inflicted are physical or emotional the suicide of a loved one will…

I can only speak from my own experiences but I've seen first hand the results of three separate friends who chose to take their own lives. And I had to clean up the bloody messes left by two of them.
I can't scrub the images from my brain and I'm certain they will haunt me forever.
It took a very long time for me to be…

Yeah because he writes all his own material.
Just like every president before him.
Yeah...

Well done!
I'm such a fan of your work!

Silence!!!

See your g/f?!
You slacker!

Yeah it can be a madhouse of idiocy sometimes.
Does anyone know if that whole good sport/bad sport thing even does anything to separate the chaos junkies from the ones who just want to play around in the world?

They're cops.
There are about 200 worse things they could have done than bowl a few frames.
Unprofessional? Yes.
Criminal? Meh... Could be worse.

+1000 internets for you!

I remember sitting down to Bioshock for the first time and just being hit with wave after wave of glorious nostalgic bliss that I could just wander and explore.
I think that was the first to break the new linear mold and get back to the old stuff, the good stuff.
For that reason it's one of my favorite FPS's

Let me just…

Id have to say my biggest disappointment came after 30 minutes with my new WII.

No worries!
It's just because nobody likes you guys.
:P

However let me take the time to say I LOVED your work in Dolemite and Dolemite 2: Human Tornado!
Wonderful work!
Just wonderful!

Well you are in fact older but not by as much as you might think.
I only asked because it occurred to me that there might be some sort of correlation between what one prioritizes by way of attraction and age.(Specifically among adults)

Anyway I don't deny that looks are important to some or most people. And I don't deny…

Fair enough.
Everyone naturally has their own way of walking the earth. These are just things I've noticed about myself and many people I know. As well as simple observation in the world. If you look around you'll see some truly strange pairings.
But I'm curious.
(and this may sound like a set up for condescension but I…

Somehow this offends me far less than that repugnant duck-face thing

Sweet fancy Moses!
What exactly am I looking at here?

Right?

Nope.
You're wrong.
I'd site proof via examples but...
Not here.

True enough.
It was just terribly frustrating to not know what the hell was going on.
I took the high road and played skyrim(Lord knows I've got at least another 7 million hrs of gameplay left in that monster) Figuring losing 2 characters was crappy enough. Wasn't going to make and lose a third.
However it felt like we…