There’s gotta be exceptions for, like, pop culture, right? Like I admit as a white person that it definitely feels like “I’m not supposed to be here” when seeing scenes like this or a lot of other Black media, but I’m not going to not play this game or, like, watch Atlanta when the creators made them and wanted me to…

Why does anyone work a job they don't like? Because they have to to pay rent and eat

I just can’t wrap my head around the concept of ‘a rare M16 that give you more bonuses’ in a real world setting. An M16 is an M16, it’s not like you can etch runes in it to imbue some magical powers. “Well maybe some crazy gun hobbyist somewhere is randomly modifying any weapon they find in the wild.” Well then I…

Poor guy. How will he ever go on!

No announcement of Splinter Cell? What a bust.

The person he sold it to later realized it didn’t work right and accused Adel of selling him a lemon.

Did you read the premise though? They go into a portal to the MH universe. They learn to use the MH gear because their military stuff is ineffective.

This particular corner of Hollywood doesn’t give a shit about your “backlash”. Between the hardcore fans that will watch the movie just because it’s called the same as that thing they’re fans of and clueless idiots that will watch it on itunes and netflix just to pass the time, they’ll be making plenty of money without…

I mean...all respect given, but what were your expectations here?

Do you really want a mission in a Spider-Man game where Peter has to investigate an NYPD officer for killing an unarmed man in the street? That, or something equally as topical and troubling, is a bell you can’t un-ring. If the game were to get that…

Poor thing. 

If I’m paying for high speed download speeds and they’re half what I was advertised someone’s getting a first world phone call from my ass.

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So, how much of this game did you play? Because nearly everything you said here betrays a fundamental lack of understanding of things the game lays out obviously. For instance - the Cartel aren’t Bolivian - they’re a Mexican cartel, hence why they all speak with a Mexican accent.

Or the radio? It’s staffed by a guy the…

Yeah, this is good advice for basically anyone. I literally cannot remember a single time someone asked me how my day at work was, and I responded with anything other than “meh” or it’s equivalent.

If shorts are good enough to save someone’s life or lift heavy boxes, they are good enough to attend a powerpoint presentation meeting and say things like touch base, run it up the flag pole and circle back

you don’t work in an interconnected industry held together by automated systems and flimsy contracts, do ya?

The numerical answer is 13, 13 times a month. Three times a week with an extra romp slipped in for spontaneity. Be sure to stay away from the Joneses though. They’re problem starters.

Outlook -> Mail Rules -> New mail rule: “If subject contains INFO, move to trash.”

INFO = straight into the circular file.

Nope!