This is gonna be a long fucking four years.

I'm really hoping that Jessica Jones' second season lets her have cases-of-the-week. She's a private eye, so it was surprising how little we got to see of that in the first season.

I hope this damn season is a return to form. The Flash sucked last season.

I mean, it's a show where you've got a 50/50 chance of James Wolk taking his shirt off, and a 100% chance he'll run from a poorly-CGI'd animal at some point.

They have all aged beautifully.

I kinda also preferred Iron Fist, too? Danny might have been a whiney twat, but I found Luke Cage to be an incredibly passive character in his own show.

I hope someone takes an aluminum bat to him.

He died doing what he loved.

Why must you kill all the buzz?

Hot.

Spidey, what you doing on the west coast?

This episode might have seemed silly in 2013, but we elected Waldo in America last year. This is all too fucking real.

This is such an ugly, mean-spirited show that makes me really sad about humanity and yet I can't look away.

Honestly, when I heard about this show happening, I thought, "Well, LaToya better be reviewing it!"

He's had a ton of work done. And not great work.

That's your takeaway from this story, you fucking goblin of a person?

That's horrifying.

Settle down, weirdo.

You OK?

Calm down, weirdo.