Why is AV Club reviewing this show?

Calm down.

No.

Piz in them pants!

Tough crowd

Both pods crashed into debris.

I just think that, since the whole experience of television and movies is evolving, that it's ridiculous to expect someone watching Thor 3 not to have seen all the other MCU movies. That's a TON of homework, but, like… tough shit? Get over it?

There has been a lot of lovely online critique about "TV seasons as movies" or "Peak TV vs movies."

All of the action was shot beautifully. I love being able to see a fight scene with few cuts.

That ending was terrifying. I can't wait to show this to my dad, who loves shoot-em-ups.

They need to pump Jennifer Lawrence full of uppers for every scene she's in in Dark Phoenix. Girl was sleepy in Apocalypse.

This made me cackle. Points to you.

Agreed. I feel like Buffy had enough time to stretch its legs in order to figure out how to do 22 episodes seasons with both quality standalones and a quality arc. Something like Homeland (a wildly different show, of course), sort of set up a limited premise, came out strong, and then had to twist itself into knots in…

One is good, the other is not.

Agents of SHIELD feels like the type of show that doesn't exist anymore, even though it's only a few years old. What I mean by this is that it was allowed to go a full 22-episode season before it got "good." With Peak TV over-saturating the current market, there's simply not enough time to watch that many episodes,…

"If Jen doesn't have to wear the blue scales, I'm not dying my hair!"

If I looked like Michael Fassbender at 72, I'd be pretty happy.

I honestly didn't mind her in X3, but maybe that's because the entire movie around her was a dumpster fire.

"Hey, yo, Erik. Cut the shit out with the whole destroying the Earth. Let's go get 'ritas! Mutant and drunk and proud!"

And somehow still lives in her basement a full decade later, not having aged a year.