Seriously. Half of this country doesn't understand that that shit is dirty and on its way out.

I know JCVD was coked out of his mind during the filming of Street Fighter, and apparently he and Kylie Minogue were fucking like rabbits. I love that story so much.

Slimy little twat.

The author specifically says in other columns that he's going to not include the more mainstream superhero flicks because he considers them splintering off into their own action subset.

He's the only one who gets the drop on her. If he had killed her outright, he would have looked the best of all of them.

I know Young X-Men is considered one of the lessers, but I even enjoyed that. Great art and great team. It just happened to have an absolutely awful opening arc that held its cards before the real set-up. These days you can't do a five issue arc while telling readers "don't worry, it's better after this."

I thought the Logan trailer was too much, and almost a parody for being over-serious.

The teen X-Men don't get enough love, especially with Marvel dedicating an entire book to the Original Five transported to the future.

"Steve Ford" is so generic it makes me react in some way.

Tell me again how Colin Trevorrow was given the reins to the Jurassic franchise?

Fuck NBC.

This whole thing was really dumb, from Banks' having her heart in the right place but miffing, to Black Twitter roasting her like she's a Fox News host. Just dumb across the board.

Yes. Movies should be as realistic as possible. Gotcha.

It's good at what it sets out to do.

We live in the dumbest timeline.

Holy shit I made the mistake of watching The Descent 2, which is like a shitty remake of the first one.

So… is that how it ends? With her still down in the cage?

The Shallows was good, if dumb. If you can accept that the shark slowly turns into a serial killer, it's actually a great movie.

That makes me sad.

This is amazing for the thousands of patriots who claimed to watch the show only after it was canceled.