Jesus Christ, yes. Fucking nobody gets educated about what hymens actually are.

Red Flag: any man who insists on knowing how many men you’ve slept with.

I should probably admit right now that I am fat myself. I’m barely 5′1″ and 135 pounds and wear a size 6 and a 34DD

Condiment!

In the states we deep fry. Soak overnight in buttermilk, then season first with paprika becuase it burns other wise, then dredge with flour seasoned garlic powder, onion powder, salt, and black pepper. Serve with your choice of hush puppies or mojos. Cloeslaw is optional. ‘Murrica FUCK YEAH!

Excuse me? I believe they are meant to be spread on crumpets. At least that’s how we serve them at our feminist tea parties.

Dude that’s disgusting. Cold cereal and fetus were you raised in a cave?

This is exactly why fetus sounds like “feed us”. See.

i find male tears too salty for my taste

of course fetal body parts are harvested and sold at planned parenthood

This is the type of situation I am talking about when I refuse to give road head. I do not want to die with a dick in my mouth.

yaaaaaaaaaaaas to all of this

That was surprisingly....endearing.

I love this.

Because hyenas are fucking metal.

maybe there’s a story in the hyena Bible explaining it

I once spent like an hour reading about hyena clitorises and it is always my go-to interesting fact for when I am a little bit drunk. ‘DUDE, DID YOU KNOW ABOUT HYENA GENITALS’ is generally somewhere between ‘Gregory Peck was a stone-cold fox’ and ‘Bulbasaur is the best starter Pokémon, who wants to fight me’ on my…