Whatever my cat has knocked ice water on my head multiple times while I was asleep. My old bed used to have a little shelf to put things on above the headboard and my cat loved knocking the water off directly onto me.
Eh, even Elton John isn't following his own boycott. Wasn't he seen the day after walking around with a D&G bag?
Helping someone because they're poor, hungry and cold...and then deciding this means you get to treat yourself to their vagina for being so caring, is pretty much embroidered on the official Nice Guy(tm) flag.
Even if it wasn't a child, if a stranger is starving and thirsty and you offer to help them, then have intercourse with them, the sex is coercive at best.
NOW KNOCK IT OFF!
Hey Burt- what if this place was really haunted by the spirits of all the ex-girlfriends of the spiritual, musician, alcohol-free, poor people helping, spiritually enlightened, light-bdsm liking, toe curling sex making, house the size of a postage stamp having guy in California who died in early morning cuddling…