I certainly see the positive. I’m alive. My mom’s alive. I have a younger brother who’s alive who was also a c-section... and he actually did play MacDuff in a production of The Scottish Play.

If they aren’t real births, then does that mean my mom has been pregnant with me for 38 years?

I’m with you. I have larger breasts, and I would be worried about the dress clinging properly if it was strapless. I’d go for a Princess Kate dress over a strapless dress any day.

Suicide is a method. Many people attempt to kill themselves, but it isn’t always successful. Death is the motive.

I was going to reply about those assumptions Wiserman made, but you put it so much better than I could. As someone who was born and raised a Buddhist, thank you! :)

Flowers are nice, but if a guy really likes me, I’d rather he give me a book he really likes. At least with a book, I can read it, get some insight on why he likes it, then have a series of really interesting conversations about it. Flowers, on the other hand, won’t tell me much other than he’s thoughtful. Not that…

From the perspective of the school, the reason for teachers to not have sex with students is to help prevent favoritism in grading practices. If other students find out a classmate is having sex with a teacher, they could accuse the teacher and the school of favoritism and possibly sue. Even more important, it’s to…

Ah, you need to check out Dominic Monaghan’s chocolate cake diet.

I wish I had the time to waste on a feud with a pop star, but I’m a grownup.

Well, to be fair, I sometimes tell creepy guys online who I’m not interested in that my Web Cam is broken so they leave me alone...

I think the issue at hand is professionalism. There’s a professional way to handle a bad review, and then there’s what he did. I could accept a little ire from him, but this was over the top. Even after reading his explanation of what happened, I wouldn’t feel welcome there.

Wait, you just posted a preemptive complaint to prevent further complaint on that subject?

I work with a boy who has ADHD and mild Autism. I could give you a list that would circle the globe of the foods he won’t eat. He stopped drinking his favorite chocolate milk because they changed the package, claiming that the package change made the milk taste different. He also screams if you eat bread (or any bread…

This entire thread makes me happy.

I had a friend in high school whose father was deathly allergic to mushrooms. He was so deathly allergic to mushrooms, that someone accidentally fed him mushrooms, and he died.

Maybe it’s because there are laws in California banning plastic shopping bags, and if you ask for a paper bag, you have to pay extra per bag. She’s probably just reusing an old bag like the rest of us Californian have to do.

I’ve worked with children in several different capacities. It is a tiring job, and since I can go home to a kid free house, I at least have that. Someone who is a parent as well doesn’t even get that. I’d never say I hate working with kids, however. I wouldn’t work with them if I didn’t like them. What I hate is how…

Welp, given those choices, I’m staying home. And while the mirror is certainly one factor, that manic owner is an even bigger factor. He definitely sounds like a retired pro wrestler who still thinks he has to do everything in kayfabe. It’s kinda sad, really.

Well, since Applebee’s is pretty crappy, it kinda deserves to be called Crapplebee’s. But honestly, that cucumber story makes me want to sing the theme song for Sponge Bob. I guess that if cucumbers, rather than sea cucumbers, are ocean animals, then pineapples must be from the sea?

When I was on SNAP a few years ago, I got $200 a month. So that’s more like $50 a week, which was pretty reasonable. Are they basing the $29 on what an individual would get or on someone in a family would get after averaging the family total out among family members? Or are they looking at a reduced amount for someone…