It's okay. I think this is why we need things like sarcasm font. Usually I try to use emoticons to show if something is a joke or not. I just forgot that time.

I know what tucking is. My post was intended to be humorous only. But my guess is that there are probably people who don't know who are genuinely curious to know how that works, so I'm sure they'll appreciate the info. :)

Two questions. How is he not in pain and where did it go? Where did it GO?

Is he trying to protect his baby maker from aliens? Or did he just forget that you're supposed to put the tin foil on your big head and not your little head? I mean, seriously, I thought the mankini was odd, but this is something else.

By the way, did you notice the really funny mistake in the text? "I will no longer be participating on Fridays due to the *lack of disrespect* that I was shown today." So funny!

If this story is true, I'm worried about the mom's mental health. If this story is fake, I'm worried about the mental health of the person who made it up.

I understand that. Often, the part of dairy that people are allergic to is the lactose and/or casein. Specifically, with lactose, you find minimal amounts of it in butter or cheese, so if someone's allergy is mild, they can handle small amounts of butter and cheese. A lot of people assume that something is only an…

I think most places wouldn't be upset if someone with a genuine allergy told their server that they were allergic; restaurants don't want lawsuits. But I'm from the San Francisco area, and I know that while some people will ask for something to be changed because of an allergy, some people are genuinely jerks about…

Okay, if someone doesn't want to date anymore, the best way to stop dating is STOP DATING!!!!! If people ask you out on a date, you say no, thank you, and go on your merry way. It's not rocket science. It's not hard. You just say no.

I can understand not wanting to date. I've been through phases of not wanting to…

I kind of want to use, "excuse me, I'm wearing Dior," on a regular basis now as a comeback... especially because I have never worn Dior.

That's what I was thinking. If it's the same hacker putting these out, it's likely he/they are sitting on more photos than just released the first time. Apparently, many of these images have been shared online secretly as "currency" for a while now. Either way, we can't assume they were stolen since the first leak.

You're right. It's artificial crap that wishes it were maple. ;)

Grossest fast food breakfast I ever had: The McGriddle. That thing was so gross. Yes pancakes thing had maple chips, like chocolate chips, in it. It tasted like someone took all the yucky leftovers that nobody wanted to eat, and put them together in a sandwich. I nearly vomited. I wouldn't have finished, but I…

I'm pretty damned white. Like the vast majority of my ancestors are from Ireland, Scotland, and England. My skills is so pale that if I put on SF 30 sunblock, I still get a tan. Without it, I burn. Yet because I have eyes so brown that they're almost black and thick, wild, naturally curly brown hair, many well…

Another problem is that some women, like me, have hormone issues and are limited when it comes to what kind of birth control we can use. I don't want to take just any birth control without recommendation and monitoring by my doctor. Many women don't even know that they may have enough of an imbalance that one kind…

Oh squee! Awesome! :)

I see someone likes Robin McKinley books! She can write a great heroine!

I dated a super buff guy once. He turned out to be a womanizing jerk ( Not that all super buff guys are.) But what I found is that it's really uncomfortable to try to snuggle up to someone who has so little body fat and so much muscle. Now, if a guy is just in good, average shape (meaning no more than just a hint of…

I just watched School of Rock the other day. Between that movie and The Holiday, I would totally give Jack Black my phone number.

If this is sucking at tinder, keep doing what you're doing because it's awesome! A great sense of humor wins over sleazy weirdness any day!