Track: Lift Me Up | Artist: Vince Staples | Album: Summertime ‘06

Reading Brooks’ original fuckery, my brain was completely overtaken with White Opinions memes

The Kenyan sun beat down as B. Hussein Obama knelt. “Inshallah, I shall make you my wife and we will infiltrate America together,” he said.

It’s already there but in a special font that only black people can see.

It’s amazing to see the kind of visceral anger Bomani gets from people nearly every day, because he almost never says anything remotely controversial. He mostly says obvious things in an intelligent and/or entertaining way, and people can’t stand it.

this year’s E3, more so than others, was a glimpse into the distant future. Final Fantasy, Dishonored, Last Guardian, Shenmue et al won’t be out until mid-to-late 2016 at the earliest.

Can’t stop the nostalgia.

FAUX-LATTO

Doodoo PooPoo ShooShoo. Fhjdsdhb gdbjjogf hvssrybnsswyubv.

So... they’re adding in Firefight mode?

What a fucking dork you are, man...Social Justice Avengers. Adjust your hat, neckbeard, and venture forth from thy parent's basement. Breath that fresh air. Take a hit from your asthma inhaler. Now relax because it's just a comic book.

"One oval-shaped suit, please."

It hides his control panel and/or his lizard neck

Having not playing Halo 3,OTSD,Reach, and Halo 4 not until this past year. Halo 4 (for me at least) refreshed the franchise.

When people say "you're cool," do you immediately check your body temperature or nah?

Oh, my bad.

This is why the mythical "national conversation on race" will never happen: It's never in good faith and some parties enjoy making it about their feelings instead of systematic racism and history.

This will get less funny throughout the day as non-black people start to "use their voices,"