Hey Linda...we all got old. Nice to see you back in action.

OMG...she gets the iconic “I’ll be back.” line! I got goose bumps.

Sorry, Rich, this is as bad a take as endorsing Dale Peck’s disgraceful hit piece on Pete Buttigieg last month.

Lana Del Rey sings pretty explicitly about sex. It would still look weird to see a male journalist go “how do you like to fuck, though?”

TERFs have been working hard at teaming up with far-right assheads in order to mess with trans folks, so it’s no surprise they keep getting mistaken for being far-right assheads.

This shit gives me heartburn. The case law is exceedingly clear. The precedent for gender stereotyping = sex discrimination is miles thick and decades old - Price Waterhouse was decided 30 years ago. Discrimination against trans workers for being trans falls *exactly* under what Price Waterhouse says is unlawful sex…

True, but I think that the article’s intent was that Eternals will feature the first on-screen confirmation of an LGBTQ character’s sexuality in an MCU film. And it’s a sore spot because there was evidently a scene shot for Ragnarok which would have confirmed Valkyrie’s sexuality, but it was cut.

Yes, yes, plausible deniability.  You’re very smart.

It’s such a generic tourist menu. Cream sauce on everything, jumbo shrimp, etc. This is what faux fancy restaurants serve to American tourists from not-so-fancy parts of the country to round out their “fancy” big city vacation experience.

Yeah, this smells of the exaggeration from the scammers I talk to. They never just “feel sick,” they are apparently so drained of all fluid they should be fucking dead or calling me from the ICU.

The thing is that “food poisoning” is an umbrella term for any food contamination causing illness. Most cases of food poisoning take a longer time to make you ill, but according to the Mayo Clinic, at least one can kick in within an hour... and it’s associated with cream sauce.

Setting aside the many travesties in the details of this portrait, the fact that McNaughton painted trump doing something artistic is the height of ridiculousness, and only emphasizes the painter’s blind fantasy of who trump really is. The man who took joy in demolishing the Bonwit Teller deco grillwork and freizes,…

Please don’t post pornography on Jezebel Dot Com, this is a family site. 

Totally - why bother trying to stop any air pollution unless you stop every single instance of it at once?

As someone who has friends adjacent to the industry, I’ve often been astounded at how Hollywood (to a lesser extent, LA in general) sees the rest of the world as something unreal and distant. And I don’t believe the creators for a second; this was a play to grab alt-right dollars, probably based on some…

They are kidnapped and hunted by “liberal elites,” one of whom says “Climate change is real” before blowing his victim away. One of the good guys talks about the “Deep State,” and another fantasizes about going on “Hannity” to expose the conspiracy.

Tracy Flick is Leslie Knope.. seen through the eyes of a sociopath.

So, He-Man but with lots of dialogue, pop-culture references, dick jokes, and stoner jokes? I’m guessing there will be a reference to He-Man looking gay at some point?

Comments like this are the reason I still have faith in the internet.

The Last Temptation of Christ (Martin Scorsese, 1988).