I’ve seen it, and I did not enjoy it. At all. No spoilers: Some moments play out in such a cliche manner that I was waiting in certain scenes for events to occur, because I predicted them minutes earlier, sometimes an hour earlier. I did not like it, and I’m prepared to raise my voice against the masses come Friday. I…

Does Adele complain about not being taken seriously? Nope. Maybe that’s because she doesn’t wear a freaking dress made of meat.