I can only assume that this movie has a relatively good Tomatometer because critics were going to let nothing get in the way of being able to use, "Frankenweenie is a franken-weener for the whole family!"

I'm sure they'll fictionalize it to some extent to add some drama.  Add a subplot where David Lynch hires a hitman to off Siskel & Ebert.

I'm sure they'll fictionalize it to some extent to add some drama.  Add a subplot where David Lynch hires a hitman to off Siskel & Ebert.

Headline got me excited, thought someone might have picked up Staten Island Garbage Rats.

Headline got me excited, thought someone might have picked up Staten Island Garbage Rats.

I'm sure The Killers' fans will really appreciate there being an hour and a half of narration interspersed throughout the concert.

I'm sure The Killers' fans will really appreciate there being an hour and a half of narration interspersed throughout the concert.

I think I can successfully pick out which one of them died of adult-onset diabetes.

I think I can successfully pick out which one of them died of adult-onset diabetes.

R.I.P. Tony.  There's not a man on Earth that has done half as much as you to revolutionize and popularize the high-five and reverse low-five.

R.I.P. Tony.  There's not a man on Earth that has done half as much as you to revolutionize and popularize the high-five and reverse low-five.

A bunch of Freakonomics purists flooded the article posting hateful shit and shouting out in fear that they were going to get a bunch of stuff about the book wrong.

A bunch of Freakonomics purists flooded the article posting hateful shit and shouting out in fear that they were going to get a bunch of stuff about the book wrong.

I wish they'd consider consolidating the multiple Freakonomics inspired characters into one anthropomorphized book.

I wish they'd consider consolidating the multiple Freakonomics inspired characters into one anthropomorphized book.

Hey, something's got to be more boring than The Newsroom.

Hey, something's got to be more boring than The Newsroom.

I don't remember anything about that movie either.  It's almost like I invented something that made that shit disappear completely from memory.

I don't remember anything about that movie either.  It's almost like I invented something that made that shit disappear completely from memory.

Headliner predictions?