Madonna looks like Calvin Candie.

The McCartney/ Grohl/ Novoselic win only made me wonder what an aging Kurt Cobain would look like. Yeah, I'm weird.

"I'm pretty much obsessed with etiquette and politeness..."
"I passive-aggressively jarred his foot with my backpack"
Go on...

I wish someone close to Megyn Kelly would pull her aside and just say, "Remember that time last year when Karl Rove kept insisting Romney won the election, and you were the voice of reason? You are acting like Karl Rove, Megyn. You are acting like Karl Rove."

Someone on Twitter just called her the Michelle Duggar of pre-war Austria.

Hey look, it's Cultural Appropriation Barbie!

My exact thought was "Kelly Sheehan knows what it's about"

Kelly Sheehan, you win the prize.

What really got me was "I need to be strong for the kids that I did this for and people I did this for." She's so young! No teenager should have to feel that kind of pressure on top of everything else.

Laverne Cox is quickly becoming one of my favorites.

What about the oldest child????!!!! Stop whining middle children because at least you weren't the experiment child. Suuuuure, make all your mistakes on us and we don't even get therapy. Booo hooo. You didn't get dropped on your head and you h!ad your shoelaces tied. Not us, NOT US!

Or for the tentacle Hentai fans out there...

When you put on Rihanna perfume, it doesn't even take effect until hours after you spray it, and by then you're ready to just stay in.

Great thought. Or maybe T-Pain could just get the little one tickets for a free boat ride. With mermaids and flippy floppies. Someone who is good at knitting could make the nautical themed pashmina afghan.

"No one ever died from coding"

The show is misogynistic or it addresses the misogyny that women regularly faced in the 60s that uncomfortably mirror sexism today?

Did you also read A Modest Proposal and think it's about eating babies?

I couldn't help it.

I know you guys are all DYING to see the Vine of my bunny eating a tampon: