This all looks bad, but at least he hasn’t dabbed on the football field. That would be classless.

What the fuck? When did Deadspin turn into a shitty fucking hot take factory? How the hell are you comparing Newton’s press conference to that Manning press conference? Manning literally blamed his teammates for the loss. THAT is what made that so shitty. Neeton didn’t do anything like that. He gave curt answers. He…

I am not the first person to ask this question, but I will do it again now because it bears doing; HOW IN THE MOTHERFUCKING HELL DID THIS LUNATIC TROGLODYTE EVER GOVERN A STATE, LET ALONE GET NOMINATED FOR VICE PRESIDENT??????????

We live in an America where Hillbilly “Moose Palin” Hitler is a better public endorser for getting out the vote than Killer Mike, Obama, Lena Dunham and all of the Koch brothers money... the United States of FauxMerica?

We have come a long, long way from Cicero’s Catiline Orations and Lincoln’s Gettysburg Address.

Putting aside for the moment how stupid their unoriginal concept is, there’s a special irony in trying to enforce restrictions on the concept of people reacting to third-party original content. If the unoriginal “reaction” concept should be policed, shouldn’t the use of third-patty original content be policed even…