Only band that matters…

So happy my boys, the Offspring, are on the right side of history.

(this rocks)

Name a better jam than Almost Crimes in 3…2…1… Go!

no, man

That makes me so sad.

One of my favorite movies. To each their own!

Saaaaaaame. Whindonintrust??

Nerd!

I like this bit.

It gets better.

…with respect to Jenna Elfman

Well, I got a brand new pair of roller skates
You got a brand new key

What does that mean?

If by Best in Show you mean For Your Fonsideration and by "during an injury" you mean "Purim," then yes.

KOOR like rhymes with "core" or like "lure"

Look, I'm just going to ask this while I'm anonymous on the internet: how do you pronounce his last name?

Deff. Going on Wikipedia or wherever afterward and reading the behind the scenes stuff is half the fun.

Wait, Jimmy's plan was convoluted, and Kim's car getting stuck there does stretch credibility, but why didn't you like the accident?