what kind of savage drinks beer with a straw?

Beer from straw...unstable

oh, you drink your beer from a straw? 

What kind of sick fuck drinks beer through a straw?

Desperately trying to equate everything in life to partisan politics, must be a terrible way to live your life.

That is the weakest take here. These are just upgraded Land Cruisers. Turning them into off-roaders is a great use. Off-roading with a nicely appointed interior is fantastic.

Huh. I’m looking at the thing fakers forget - the all-weather floor mats - and they’re well dinged up. This thing’s been used. It’s been upgraded nicely, and it’s got both a center locking diff and some solid horsepower.

I have a bone-stock 2002 LX470 and it’s the best damn vehicle I’ve owned. I’ve done some pretty decent off-road stuff with it. I would buy this in a heartbeat.

Did somebody say Legend??

How about the FACT that she's a political commentator and was prior to The View, which isn't her first job? I enjoy hearing her perspectives. She represents a giant swath of the US population that otherwise would not be heard. I don't always agree with her but I respect her. We need more of that, not less. 

The 4'11", 100 pound mom in athleisure wear who bought the 4WD suburban to drive around their two toddlers because “safety”.

I am already terrified of the undersized mom trying to maneuver these in a parking lot

I’m sorry to disappoint you but there were no thongs in those pics. 

I’m an adult who doesn’t want any ones bare ass in my face at a sports event. Twerk or no twerk. We already get to see this level of “please look at me” at the beach, and from thirsty ass celebrities on red carpets. When did not being a prude turn into hanging out ones whole ass with a string over their anus in a…

She should be able to trot around with her butt out at a family-friendly event; Americans could stand to be less prudish.

I’m tickled ya’ll have a hankering for my truck, as long as you keep your hands off my nutz. I think I remember you coming inside and making comments about my truck.

Lol, you misunderstood what I said spectacularly.

Michael Harriot once said something over a decade ago that was, while not entirely untrue, not the whole truth, and didn’t address the totality of the subject upon which he was speaking. I believe we should take that statement out of context and CANCEL HIM FOREVER!!!!!

“Aftermarket creates tons of great and shitty ones for every car imaginable, like red ones on angry Vader Jeeps” 

It’s only appropriate, everyone knows that jaundiced yellow headlights are a symptom of kidney failure.