Don't worry, Tom, you'll still be ugly, weird, and unlikeable whether you pick at yourself or not.

How about this... Don’t make yourself defenseless. Don’t throw a high pass over the middle when there is a defender back there. Why should the offense be given free reign to the ball because they fear the defense might hit them?

Why can’t you just snort coke like a normal person?

Ummm... I’m more concerned about the end of the clip. “Bomb the oil”?!? WTF?!?

That's not true. Refs are all gay, they don't have wives.

So, I’m a Lions fan. I have no sympathy for anyone. We have only won one playoff game since 1957. Other people have crappy football teams too you know. I do not feel bad for a team that won their division. You should enjoy the fact that you got to lose a playoff game. That happens to me like once every 10 years. Eff…

Sorry, Drew, sucks to be you.

It's hurt his wiener