“And have you seen Billy Beane’s haircut? It’s absurd.”

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That’s all true. I’ll also add American restaurant portion sizes to the list of problems. But again, if the problem is the type and amount of food you’re putting into your body, then the answer is also changing the type and amount of food you’re putting into your body. It’s not hopeless. It’s more convenient to eat…