The magic pill to being underwater? Keep the car you don’t like anymore and you wanted to trade in, keep paying down the loan, and eventually you will have paid off the note. It is called being a responsible adult.

Americans are immensely wasteful with their ever expanding homes. American couples will buy a bigger house because, god forbid, their spoiled little shits share a bedroom. The average American home is a shocking 2,600 sq-ft. The average home was 983 sq-ft in 1950. How did those poor people ever manage to survive?