You have to be careful with just the water in August because it gets so hot.  Nasty stuff in there can get in your brain.

So... when you jump into one of those swamps, gators are normally the least of your concern, what with the nasty bacteria floating around, and well, the brain-eating amoebas that sometime inhabit those stagnant bodies of water in the south.

Nancy Drew and Hardly Boy.

Yes. And if by we you mean “people in the administration who know firsthand he’s dangerous and terrible but are going along with it cause, hey, deregulation!”, then yes, you are right. Whoever wrote this (looking at you, Pence) needs to go fuck themselves. This is one of the most cynical and amoral things I have ever…

Same could said of Human babies because what a glob of a mess.

YES. I have zero fucking sympathy for her. She may not have chosen this, but she did choose to marry an anthropomorphic pile of vomit posing as a human being, while (at best) tacitly condoning his worst impulses while he sets fire to the world. Boo fucking hoo if she’s unhappy.

There’s a pride of lions in Africa hoping for a “meeting” with Junior.

When America sends you people, they aren’t sending their best.

This review is stupid. “Mystery Men” is a goddamn classic.

This is Stephen Miller operating behind the scenes. Trump is a fucking moron, I fully understand it now. Just so you guys know our democracy is def under attack. Wonder when we can start bringing out the guillotines

I hated that movie with the power of a thousand suns. A thousand suns!!

It COULD have been good. But it was a piece of crap.

Wow you can pinpoint the exact moment when someone started tweeting FOR him today.

Trump pardoning himself would effectively be an confession of guilt, and a call for himself to be impeached. He won’t go to jail, but he would need to be removed from office.

I have renamed my steel toe boots “The Straight Unvarnished Truth.” Could we arrange a test of your theory? With proper control subjects of course. They can be regular toe boots.

Shouldn’t it therefore follow that the FBI has “every right to legally protest against the president and an administration that just won’t let them do their job.”?

I would love Jezebel to acknowledge the record-breaking achievement made by Mia Mottley, the prime minister-elect of Barbados. Yesterday, Mottley’s party (the BLP) won all 30 of the country’s parliamentary seats. This win makes Mia Mottley the first female head of government in Barbados and the only sitting female…

he can fuck himself, clueless moron 

This is why there should be a collective “going out for cigarette’s/vape juice and never coming the fuck back” wave for women in situations like this. I’d love to just set up a commune somewhere chill AF where no one will find them and they can do as many months away just like reading in peace as necessary. Look the…

Yeah, civil forfeiture is a bitch. Good thing the KKKeebler Elf just strengthened those laws last year!