Finally, an opportunity for Blunt and Murphy to prove that they ARE two different people! Maybe. In any case, I’ve been wanting to see them together in a movie for ages. Plus, it gives Murphy a chance to add to his impressive roster of onscreen maimings and/or grisly deaths.

Love “Red Eye.” A precise little thriller that gets the job done. 

That elephant is cute like Donald Trump is Chris Hemsworth.

What was great about the CGI version of “The Jungle Book” was how lovingly the animators captured the nuances of every single animal: the muscle mass was right, the weight and motion were right, the texture of every hair and whisker seemed real. I saw “The Jungle Book” at the (now closed) IMAX theater at the Minnesota…

That is the creepiest fucking CGI animal in the history of ever. Why did they have to give it those fucking creepy blue eyes? Real elephant eyes are beautiful and expressive. This is just fucking horrible.

I’d like to stop at the fifth word of your stupid fucking slam, thanks. Stuff it, troll. Slither on over to Bernie’s home page and stuff more bro-kage in his coffer.

You first, sunshine.

You forgot the “None of the candidates is exciting” part, Captain Helpful.

You forgot the thread-dimming “WE’VE ALREADY LOST!!!! SADLY!!!” reply (see above).

Oh, and you: Why don’t you microwave your fucking Bernie shit— um, shirt— and eat it?

Gosh, that’s helpful. Why don’t you have a nice cup of shut-the-fuck-up and take a fucking seat?

Maybe their reasoning is tortured, troll, because they’re actually trying to USE reason.

Lead with an insult— oh, those stupid women who can’t “see sense”: that’s a winning argument right there. Why not tack a “Bernie alone can fix things”— and here I’d been hoping that the Russian/troll talk-lines would be fresher for 2020— onto it and see how that floats?

Jesus, if that’s not an all-male school, that is one fucked-up picture. It’s like the liberal-negative version of the far-right rally at Charlottesville.

Oh, Christ, here it is: the Bro telling us how Sanders is “most popular,” and then winning us over completely with an insult. Back atcha, “bro”: fuck you.

Since when do the British need happy endings? I thought we ‘Murcains were the emotionally fragile ones (reference: the happy-er ending appended to “28 Days Later” for the US release, after the ghastly Alex Garland everything-has-to-suck-even-more-just-because UK ending didn’t fly on this side of the Atlantic).

You can definitely be an internet troll feeding off a bullshit distraction story, too. Right here, right now.

You tell us, Russian. You’re the one who’s happy about it.

Oh, threats. Yes. How charming. How “progressive.” You gonna build camps for those of us who refuse? Put on your big-boy boots and give us a kicking?

Is there any way to block trash like this creature?