Inanimate Carbon Rod 2016!

You’e not an asshole, you’re just pathetic is all! Big difference :) See, I pity you, I don’t hate you.

So long as you use my ripped-out heart to make a torta instead of a stupid-ass taco that can’t be eaten without having shit fall out and make a mess.

I hate these people so fucking much. SO fucking much. If you expect to be called “sir” and “ma’am” exclusively AT A FUCKING RED LOBSTER, you are a narcissistic lunatic.

I want angry cats to pee in their hair while they sleep. What utter bastards.

They’ve heard of exactly one Amendment.

Restricts blood flow; impedes digestion; causes indigestion and reflux; restricts intake of air and full exhalation, which can cause fluid build up in the lungs; dyspena and hypoxia if you let it go too far; fracturing of the ribs...You need to be able to move your diaphragm and expand your abdomen for proper…

You’re going to get bitter and jaded folk like me saying no, you’re going to get diehards saying yes.

You can do a trial for nothing to see part of the game, but my 2 cents. If you don’t have people to play with at level cap, a MMO sucks to get into and play solo. You can do some things, but it’s just a different…

Force mother to work through pregnancy and immediately following, blame her for all parenting failures for requiring money for goods and services thus requiring her to be a working mother. Shame her for needing to feed her child using the sinful part of her body that evolved to produce milk.

someone said “give me a famous little person for this adam sandler movie.” and someone else said, “how about that game of thrones guy?”, and everyone was like “ok...”

i mean, my dude didn’t go to war unless it was the absolute last resort, right? so he can’t be a republican.

Just like escargot isn’t scargot.

Deglovings, avulsions, traumatic amputations, scalpings - this is why industrial workers SHOULD make $25+ an hour. There was a mill in my home town where an employee was scalped by a piece of machinery, people lost fingers and occasionally hands, etc. it’s serious shit.

Young love.

no lunch time abortion for you

Trying to catch a Sudowudo in X or Y means hoard battling. I got a Shiny Treverant on the way for my trouble!

She is going to finish it for me and bring prints to conventions.

I did encourage her. She is going to finish the piece and bring it to conventions... :-)

Psssst! Your friend is not a feminist.