He’s going to get plunked in batting practice tomorrow.

Plus now he has the whole day to himself!

I watched the game last week and can tell you why. 

Bulldogs in general are abominations that probably wish to die most the time.

“the classic deadspin contrarian opinion...literally every journalist, and website for nerds calls it classic”

And if he didn’t bitch about his opponent celebrating after completely wrecking his offering, I’d say it’s fine and everybody can just do their thing.

Amazon Prime lets you choose British commentary from Derek Rae and Tommy Smyth if you prefer. Also Hannah Storm/Andrea Kremer is another option. At the risk of being extremely obvious, both are vast upgrades over Joe Buck.

But it turns out Acuña’s own teammates are mad at him over a completely different baserunning issue

I believe the game following the interception  would properly be classified as denouement. You get taken over by ONE shitty VC form and suddenly your sports blog full of dick jokes is too good for classical story elements and their proper naming conventions. 

I wanted him to respect the game & respect me as a veteran player.

the Pistons and Tigers bum me out a lot, but nah, I still really love the Red Wings, and I’m excited enough about the Lions that I’m preemptively feeling sorry for myself for when they inevitably disappoint

you forgot to mention the Hockey Minute

“Today, I have the wonderful job of naming this week’s Star Sportswriter. And this week, our Star Sportswriter is a man whose thoroughly unremarkable beer tangents have become a thing of legend. This week’s Star Sportswriter is...Peter King!”

Khan is intelligent, but not experienced.

4) Make website based entirely on reader data selling to advertisers while pissing off actual readers.

All this discussion of Morrison’s writing on Arkham Asylum, and not a single mention of the absolutely groundbreaking artwork by Dave McKean?

Wow. You mean a sports website where they deliberately “stick to sports” is suffering financially? It’s too bad I can’t think of any other websites where that would be considered useful information...

Candid, eh. 

I haven’t been this mad at Cousins since Grandpa died without a will.

One way or another, the Patriots’ trip to Buffalo always leads to dildos on the field.