Couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy who vandalized the car of a young woman who was ostracized from her sports program after she reported his teammate for domestic abuse.

That makes me like Manning a lot more, but then I remember he sexually assaulted a woman in college and has been trying to cover it up, and then makes me like him a lot less.

Howdy officer. Beat any minorities today? Fuck the cops and anyone who cooperates with them. And the lily white peckerwoods who argue for snitching. You upvvote this shit you’re rat fink scum

The actual Tomsula Index is a list of businesses that will let you use their bathroom without having to buy anything. 

There is a second googly, and he is absolutely shocked that Antonio Brown was released.

You sweet summer child. 

“This young Guerrero Jr. is a star in the making, and Canadians have adopted them as their own. I propose we find an appropriate way to honor him, and I have a few ideas.”

Skip the alligator in the gumbo, Drew. It’s meh. Just make sure they load it up with andouille sausage. And don’t spare the Tony Chachere’s.

I don’t want to re-post my own comment but it’s so laughably easy to name 10 QBs anyone would rather have than Cousins I can’t believe you didn’t go with top-15 (which still could be wrong) just to avoid the embarrassment.

Thanks Mrs. Cousins.

*Closes laptop thoughtfully, wipes away a tear, considers life for a moment, reopens laptop, types away furiously*

Between the previews and the movie is the perfect time to go get a refill.

Oh dear. Bush to Live is a massive step sideways.

LMFAO get the fuck outta here with this trash

They should continue to ~look~ just as good over their next two games until they play an actual pro team in week four.

He’s only 31 and already 13th all time in saves (346 - and only 22 from cracking the top 10), has 5 top 10 finishes in Cy Young Voting, 14.6 K/9 for his entire career, and a career 2.04 ERA even after his struggles this year, but yeah let’s write him off for a year where he’s pitched 19 innings and didn’t have a…

The closest minor league park (single A Lakewood) to me offers $5 general admission tickets. Children five and under do not require tickets. On Sundays and Mondays, kids eat for free. Parking is $5. So when I take my kids, 5 and 7, to a game, I pay $10 for 2 tickets and $5 for parking. Once we get inside the…

Children aren’t good for anything. Adults who are better at what they do, and who can do more to help you win games more than all but maybe a dozen people on earth, get that kind of leeway. Welcome to the real world. 

I think any team can reach a breaking point with someone like AB but he makes a very good point that the Raiders said they supported him and then after all the drama and him finally seeming set to go week one, they drop a fine on him for some shit that was weeks ago and say it voids his guaranteed money. It was a very…

Last year was bizaaro year for sure. Losing to the Lions, Jags and Titans? Then beating KC in their own barn, a place where they’ve literally never played well? Strange indeed. The Miami Miracle was bizarre but I’ve long since accepted that weird shit happens to them in Miami and it turned out not to matter a whit.