I mean, yeah- watching Harper’s massive dong was cathartic, but given the choice between watching that and spending a quiet evening by the fireplace running my fingers through his hair, well ... catharsis takes on many forms, my friend.

“There’s no meaningful distinction between that and what Jay-Z has done with the NFL”

is that Kaepernick himself has already profited from the very same move Jay-Z is using now.

As one might expect, Michael Harriot says it best, in his open letter to Jay-Z:

Well, at least no one’s dad died watching the Titans lose!

Out of respect, all local Taco Bells have ordered their flags to be flown at half más

I don’t know. In order to be famous somebody would have to be able to recognize your face, right? Well, just try to get somebody to accurately depict the prophet Muhammad. All of a sudden everybody’s memory gets real foggy.

Honestly, it was that SNF game where Kuechly was crying from his severe brain injury that really turned me off being a devoted fan. His unfocused eyes and uncontrolled emotions were really, really scary - like seeing someone you know act bizarre. And we all knew it was from a hit to the head. Just awful & I’ll…

At least in Canada, outside of the completely idiotic law that bears that name, we haven’t referred to them by that word since like, the 1970's? Because it’s a name that was given to them by a guy who literally thought he was somewhere else and doesn’t reflect their standing as having been here for a few thousand…

FIFY

To be fair, the river did stare at that home run for a really long time.

What a surprise that the first comment blames a woman

These owners really need to stick to sports.

This is the State of Wisconsin summarized into 2 pages.

Mark my words, it’s going to get real bad.

The packers are not capable of putting anyone other than Aaron Rodgers on a stretcher.  I’ve seen them play.

like when you try to give your cousin grief over video games to make him feel normal while he slowly dies of leukemia

That was my thought. The system isn’t the story, it’s the medium the stories are played through.

Hollywood is bad at D&D because the core ethos is teamwork and cookie-cutter Hollywood fantasy epics are all about an individual hero’s journey.

I expect a successful season ahead.