That movie fucking sucked

Unless you don’t consider Wilco to be a rock band, I feel like they’d have to be on the list.

Sick flip tho

Long time Twins fan here. If the Twins play the Yankees in the postseason, none of those games will be like this game. 

a lot of these guys at the top are morons, who couldn’t spell realpolitick

An Irish Bruins fan? What are the o’dds?

it’s 2019 we’re not doing internet sarcasm anymore 

It only takes a couple tries before you figure out what works for you. I think everyone has enough butt awareness to know how to move so that the water stream hits home.

It only takes a couple tries before you figure out what works for you. I think everyone has enough butt awareness to…

If I accidentally stepped on dog shit in my all stars, you best believe I’m gonna clean that shoe with soap and water, not a piece of thin paper. The fact that we treat our shoes better than our butts is kinda disturbing at least. Bidet is the logical option.

If I accidentally stepped on dog shit in my all stars, you best believe I’m gonna clean that shoe with soap and…

I love Cats. I went to Cats a ton when it toured through my town. My mom, now departed, took me and made sure to get aisle seats so the cats would interact with me when they did the “let’s go dance in the aisles for a while” parts. It’s one of my favorite memories of her, I cherish it.

I don’t want to be Mr. Red!

I have, thankfully, never experienced either circumstance, but I think I’d much rather find out my partner was cheating on me as an adult than find out as a kid or teenager that one of my parents was cheating on the other. At least in the former, there are clear steps you can take once you know. What the fuck do you…

Quietly accepting the unwritten rules of baseball is against the unwritten rules of baseball.

One of the most annoying things about Sanders coverage was the running line that he didn’t know what he was doing, he just had fantastic reactions or some such nonsense.

Excuse me sir, do you have some time to hear about our Lord and Saviour and his ten film limit?

If he had ended up on teh cowboys and Emmitt was on the lions Barry would have had 25k yards rushing and emmitt would have been a night manager at a bowling alley after 3 years in the league.

I said aloud to myself “remember to fix that,” and then hit publish without fixing it like 15 seconds later. I am the worst.

Hey, class traitor, are you getting paid for defending Amazon on message boards, or just doing it for free?

If your employer openly advertises that it’s going to work you harder, it should probably pay you higher wages.

Stewart Zimmel.Since I have no way to contact you are you owe me nearly $6,000 I ask you to contact me about payment.