Classic...they’re the right color and everything...

If England is upset, they can come over here and burn down the White House again. 

Ah yes, the country that declares the Men’s World Cup trophy (created by a Frenchman and awarded by an organization based in Switzerland) is “coming home” anytime they string a couple of victories together is schooling us on arrogance. Got it.

A lot of the teams have pretty defined valuation systems for picks, so they can say X pick is worth Y dollars or wins or Units Of The Process whatever and set their protections based on that. It’s pretty silly, especially in the NBA draft, where everything past like the third pick is basically a crapshoot in most…

This! The article is oddly pro Taylor and doesn’t bring up that West told her it was joke and he would change it if she was offended. She said no it’s hilarious then went on and said she never knew and he’s abusing her. 

You know who wasn’t a teenager? Her parents and her lawyers. She went in whole hock for the pop star life, now she has buyer’s remorse.

Alex “Doughboy” Van Pelt took “serviceable and cheap” and made an 11-year NFL career as a backup QB and an ongoing (currently 13-year) NFL career as a quarterbacks coach, and likely has way fewer physical/mental problems as a result of riding the bench or standing on the sideline for the vast majority of that. He’s…

Had a booger wiper in my office. Then we lost a co-worker to sepsis, and the booger wiping stopped.

It very much was not

...between the USWNT and France on Friday in Paris.

Man, these guys really won’t defend anything.

It’s spetacularly dumb that they got the wrong company, but to me what’s even dumber is asking Amazon (or, you know, whoever) to “cancel” it. As if it were an ongoing show that we might see more of, rather than a limited 6-episode series that was released all at once, has already been viewed by millions of people…

At least AD finally got away from that incompetent franchise that squandered his early prime! He’s gonna love playing with DeShawn Stevenson, Jamario Moon, Andris Biedrins, and some other guys I’m currently remembering.

Just a small correction, but it’s Shang-Chi, not Chang-Chi.

Shit like this is why banning the shift is dumb. I know, I know, it’s way harder than it looks to use the half of the field that is wide open, especially when the models say that pulling the ball and hitting monster dongs is most efficient. But maybe your model is just wrong. Use the whole damn field!

Has replay made watching any sports more enjoyable for anyone? It sure hasn’t stopped the twats who love to complain about any call that doesn’t go their way. If anything it’s made them louder. For those of us who are content with the fact that nothing is ever perfect so quit worrying about it, it has made watching…

This is the dumbest take. 

That’s what I am saying. They are professional athletes and this is the World Cup. What would be more disrespectful to the Thai team, the US acting like WC goals are a big deal (they are) or acting like the last 50 minutes of the game is a total fucking waste of time?

One thing they ought to do is stop fucking worrying about recreating the situation from last year. They’ve managed to make this A Thing that we’re all going to have to deal with for years.

“I think, as a Canadian, we would just never ever think about doing something like that”