When I saw the headline I thought this was going to be an article about his contract.

All those burnated thatcher roof cottages. All those burninated villagers

I feel the same way about flights as movie theater guy. I know they are cramped, the whole experience can be stressful, but there’s a certain euphoria I get when I’m buckled in, and have absolutely no control or obligations for the next x amount of hours. (save for not being an ass to other passengers.) I’ve been…

Yeah, that was a sweet dunk on Dray, but he got over it quickly with the series-clinching dagger, a final block on Lillard, and a triple double to boot.

No, you aren’t. You’re posting a comment on the Internet and seeking approval from others for your opinion.

Finally, a film that asks the question, “If I go crazy then will you still call me Superman?”

I did find him relatable during Fergie’s National Anthem performance.

I disagree.  I thought the Warriors were better without Durant.  Curry and Klay have been getting lazy, or at the very least being taken out of their pre-Durant rhythm.  Durant getting hurt was the best thing that happened to the Warriors this year.  Also, I really want them to shut Barkley up, but I don’t think…

The Warriors are better with Durant but it's definitely fun to see Curry slide back into the lead role and remind everyone why he was the consensus MVP. 

Terry Porter

It doesn’t even have Centipede. The list is a farce wrapped in a dirty diaper.

Ms. Pac Man is the only perfect game, you fucking charlatans

I have a serious question. Who are the 17+ million people who are watching this? I just don’t see the entertainment value in watching people fake incest and fight dragons and kill people at weddings for an hour or however long these things last.

Why do I feel like his State Farm agent really is Chris Paul’s closest friend?

Seriously? This is a question?

Read a book.

Drew’s Bob Mould fetish makes him bulletproof, taste-wise.

“On Smarm” was the moment I fell in love with Gawker forever. I would also like to suggest that Diana’s “Against Allegedly” is essential reading. 

“two tugs of a dead dog’s dick”