Yep. Either we’ve all become ridiculously jaded or our attention span is just really fucked

Think about it like this: Michigan State deserves nothing good after Larry Nassar. So in some ways all good and right-thinking people have already won

I’m not sure people were really shitting on the Warriors outside of Draymond kicking dudes in the nuts and Zaza being unable to walk and chew gum at the same time and injuring one of the best players in the league during the playoffs. People mostly shit on the Warriors’ fans because no matter how annoying you may…

Custer’s Last Stand: Loyola-Chicago Advances on Jumper a Little Before the Big Horn

This would feel so much better if it were Duke. But life isn’t fair

Watching most college basketball players try to shoot free throws is as painful as watching most college football kickers try to kick field goals. This is why most of them go pro in something other than sports

Unrelated, but Kevin Harlan’s ‘with no regard for human life’ call from the 08 playoffs is still one of the best NBA calls. But something tells me that if he said it today, it would be swiftly met with outrage from Twitter’s Problematic Police and we’d get a few dozen think pieces about why this was problematic and…

My old roommate in college used to seemingly lie for sport. He would not lie for any other discernible reason except for the fact that he enjoyed it. For instance, he would ask me if I saw a certain movie and if I hadn’t he would tell me I really need to see it because it’s awesome. And then I would find out later he…

‘Joe Thomas. Of all the Cleveland Browns, he was the Brownsiest.’

She just secured herself a speaking role at the next Republican National Convention. We’ll know her soon enough

Better ingredients, better pizza

UConn has a men’s basketball team?