If he's the starting quarterback, I guess we can't blame this on hazing?

I'm celebrating the return of my all-time favorite series by working a 13 hour day.

My new favorite mug shot. Wow.

Thundercats, Mo?

So what are we talking about? Washington Corvettes? Washington Smirnoffs? Washington Marlboro Men?

But now I'm so fresh and clean!

There was a time when I liked Reilly. He went downhill a long time ago, and this column suggests there's no bottom.

I so want there to be more to this story.