holy shit its running. and the front fenders are still on

It really astonishes me that they aren’t cited for causing a disturbance...

yes :(

Moments later he was passed by a guy with a dual over head can V8...

It’s like navigating Ann Arbor during Art Fair, or during any U of M football game.

Like...come on, dumbasses, what did you THINK was gonna happen?

I’m in Royal Oak/Ferndale/BHam every weekend during spring/summer/fall, thank you. If people want to drive Woodward to get where they need to go any other weekend, fine. Have at it. All I am asking is ONE day, ONE span of twelve hours where they find a different freaking road. This is metro Detroit, it’s not as if…

Anyone that actually lives in proximity to the dream cruise knows that you don’t use woodward to “go places” that weekend. There are plenty of other roads to get you where you need to be. If you’re on woodward you’re there for the explicit purpose of sitting in bumper-to-bumper traffic to look at the same 6 cars for…

You mean this little thingamajig? I thought this was the second best use of a PT Cruiser in all of history. Doug DeMuro won first place, of course.

This book was my birthday present from mom a few years ago. I don’t know how many hours I’d spent at Grammas reading her copy. Now my 3 year old sits and reads it with me. Scarry must have been a jalop.

Single over head can V8? Nice.

If you were one of the many, many people driving your rusty Dodge Caravan or Econoline work van, or three year old Ford Escape, or old Ford Tempo, or Dodge Journey down Woodward along with the Dreamcruise cars, I want you to know that you are among the worst people in the world and that I hate you very, very much.…

COMING SOON! Don’t forget to put down those deposits people!

Here’s my problem with the Cruise lately, I’ve been going to the dream cruise for the past 14-15 years now, and really, it’s more exciting being down there on a nice weekend, especially leading up to the event.

spectacular waste? Yeah, probably...but damn if some of those goofy bat-shit cars dont bring a smile/smirk to your face.

These seemed worthy, too.

As another 6'5" man, I say violent protest is needed. The last time I was on a plane, I saw them take an armrest off to accommodate a fat lady. I asked the flight attendant to remove the seat in front of me while she was at it. Got a dirty look

One JP YJ please!

Actually, no. You only have a right for arms.

I agree. It’s in the Constitution under the “leg room” clause.