Univison is great. Nick can go eat a foot long hot dog and choke to death on it.

This just in! A rarely driven car owned by a caring, well funded owner is in great shape! In other news, water is blue, except for in Rio where it can be green, brown, or various shades of gray.

if you have a robot car, you probably have one of these roomba lawnmowers.

La respuesta es siempre “Miata”

Magic. More specifically the same kind of magic Tesla/Musk use on people for them to think Teslas are some god-tier automobile (while ignoring all of those pesky quality issues).

I think you mean “El Cambio de Velocidades de la Mañana,” Patricio. This pun NO LONGER WORKS!

Must be trying to impress the new bosses...

I love the way these Lancer wagons look. No other way to put it. They look great.

What scares me about that statement: He thinks Trump is symbolic of the US.

You either die an automotive legend or live long enough to see yourself become just another European.

Somehow I have never saw that before. Great weaving of obscenities that takes years of practice to perfect. Interestingly enough is how all we hear in America is how shit we are as drivers, and that everyone in Europe is sophisticated and never does anything stupid behind the wheel. Obviously everywhere has shit…

I cannot sleep now, because I have nightmares

I like how the Corvette has grown up, but the Viper is like “fuck it, brah!”. This explains why one is still being made...

Top Gear’s Chris Harris Finds The Dodge Viper ACR a Rusted-Out Yugo with a 2-stroke chainsaw engine, with a radio that receives only Mongolian Folk Songs a Nasa Crawler Transporter with a 50cc 2 stroke weed whacker engine, with a radio that only plays Nickelback More Appealing Than Donald Trump Naked In A Corvette

Top Gear’s Chris Harris Finds The Dodge Viper ACR a Rusted-Out Yugo with a 2-stroke chainsaw engine, and a radio that receives only Mongolian Folk Songs More Appealing Than Donald Trump Naked In A Corvette

Clearly that the population of Britain consists of:

To those saddened by the lack of colourful British swear words in the video, I offer this:

Funny you post that, but even Jeremy Clarkson said on Top Gear the Ferrari F12 had a bit too much power.